Monday, December 31, 2007


1. he is a coward for what he did. he killed innocent people, not bullies. and then killed himself instead of giving real explanations or taking punishment like a man.
2. his parents should be checked out for their parenting
3. bullies should not be blamed because there are ways of dealing with that other than murder.


These three idiotic points were made by anon. on a web-forum clearly populated by mentally deranged republican pre-teens.


BLACKSBURG, Va. - Long before he killed 32 people in the worst mass shooting in U.S. history, Seung-Hui Cho was bullied by fellow high school students who mocked his shyness and the strange way he talked, former classmates said.

Once, in an English class, the teacher had the students read aloud and, when it was Cho’s turn, he just looked down in silence, Davids recalled in an interview with The Associated Press.
Finally, after the teacher threatened to give him a failing grade for participation, Cho started to read in a strange, deep voice that sounded “like he had something in his mouth,” Davids said.
“As soon as he started reading, the whole class started laughing and pointing and saying, ‘Go back to China,’” Davids said.

hmmmm, clearly not a hint of bullying here!
I'm sure the truth is somewhere in the middle. But it always follows events like these, the shooter is quickly labeled coward/evil/insane/marlyn manson fan in order to appease the baying mob and as you know impartial, objective understanding then becomes virtually impossible once a label has been applied.
Not that there is much lessons to be learned from this one, this one's a bit of a no-brainer... That line "...go back to China" I believe pin points the guilty parties in this story. Seung-Hui Cho is clearly a Korean name, however it demonstrates ignorance and that nobody took the time to get to know him, rather they all banded together to unite in the torment of a kid who was a little different, or even a lot different. And I'm not sticking up for him or anything here, it's just worth remembering, that like everything else that happens in this crazy mixed-up world, there is always another angle other than that which the media reports. Most people I talk to appear to adopt the first opinion they hear on any subject as their own, and scarliy they seem to have subscibed to moron tv.
Trust no-one, question everything... newspapers, magazines, TV news are all dictated to by their sponsors who in turn bow down to the mass market therefore they aim to avoid controversy at all costs. Take time to think and form your own opinions.
"The difficulty of maintaining your own beliefs in the face of others. We all have a great need for acceptance,but you must trust that your beliefs are unique, your own. Even though some people may think them odd or unpopular.

Robert Frost said: Two paths diverged into the woods, and I, I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference."

Sunday, December 30, 2007

pardon my french in advance for this one.... reason #53 right there


Reason # 54 why David Cameron is a cunt

I seen this cunt (from now on that’s how he will be referred to) ANYway, I seen him ‘the cunt’ on question time and PMQ’s and he’s still raving on about how we, you and I, the voting public should demand a referendum because Tony Blair (he’s also a c word btw) did not serve a full third term and we do not have the prime minister we, you and I, the voting public elected.
Firstly we voted LABOUR and it’s a labour party we have... no need to hold a referendum. Secondly, When I voted Labour I was actually voting for Gordon Brown, I knew TB wouldn’t serve a 3rd term.. I knew it, my friends all knew it even my grandma knew it (and she’s been dead 17 years) seems like the only person who didn’t know it, or should I say the only ‘cunt’ that didn’t know it was our pal David Cameron. If he’s trying to get elected by demonstrating he’s so politically naive, he should really rethink that strategy. On the other hand, it's obvious that David Cameron’s intention this morning is to smear the prime minister in the desperate hope that the mere appearance of impropriety will win him points with the public. (guess the film)


Of course he could just be a desperate, power hungry, lying fuck.... after all we have conclusively proved that he is nothing short of a cunt, being a lying fuck would be nothing to a piece of work like him.

Thursday, July 26, 2007


my beautiful baby 14 months old :)

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Let me begin by stating that I actually quite like emos in a way. If for no other reason each time somebody goes emo it’s one less person turning “ned” which, I’m sure you’ll agree it never a bad thing. They like to read.... cool! And their chicks are hotter than j-lo wearing a bikini, eating a bowl of chillie, in a sauna on the sun*

So there are some plus’s to having emos living amongst us. However there are also hidden dangers to keeping an emo. 1 Don’t get them wet. 2 keep them out of direct sunlight it’ll kill ‘em. 3, Under no circumstances, whatever you do, no matter how much they beg, DO NOT feed them after midnight... no wait, that’s something else. The downside to emo keeping, apart from the obvious pretentious poetry writing... I am the prince of darkness, I am the enigma, nobody understands me, and nobody feels my pain..... Please f**k me!

The thing that gets me is this persecution complex they all harbour; people don’t like us just cos we look different. First off, they all look the same with their black uniforms and standard issue piercings/hair dye and clad in their grandparents pee soaked clothes. in reality it’s the opposite that’s true. They all tend to flock together and would never dream of befriending anybody more mainstream. I’m sure there will be one or two exceptions to this general rule; however they’re probably art students who see themselves as an ‘enid’ type looking for her Seymour project.

I reckon’ it’ll be like politics, we’ve had emo, next they will come out with ‘new emo’. As for me, I’m going to hold out for ‘real emo’




*Not including the fat pigs that dye their hair pink in order to look interesting.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007




they have recently opened a brand new state of the art TESCO extra near where I live which boasts a stock of over 50.000 different items, we stock everything, they say, everything that is except for a frickin' household whisk that is.

I think I may not have been the only one to have been suckered in by the notorious tesco whisk scam, I visited their mens room whilst I was there and someone had poo'd in one of the urinals, and NO! it wasn't me.... I did it in the froozen food section, natch :)

Monday, June 25, 2007

more of this rubbish can be viewed on bebo ID bebo-----1

Saturday, May 12, 2007

I'm sick of all these yellow bellied, sandal wearing, anti-war campaigning, tree hugging cowards, I mean.. what's with them already?

They are always on Tony Blair and George Bush's backs and I for one am sick of it... what with thier "you took us to war on a lie" and "there are no weapons on mass destruction" Well folks, I can exclusively reveal that there were weapons of mass destruction found in Iraq, okay perhaps it's not the chemical or atomic weapons we were led to believe. but if you can imagine the mass destruction that millions of barrels of oil could cause.... well, all I can say is god bless Tony and George for confescating these weapons.



Look at them! you can almost feel the sexual tension in the air.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Patients in England may be denied treatment because of a "postcode lottery" it's catchphrases like these that are adopted quicker than an orphan on Madonna's African tour that spreads panic throughout that land. A Postcode Lottery to me suggest that it's completely arbitrary and without logic. As much as this government looks as if it's pissing in the dark most of the time, I can't pin that on them in this case. It can't be easy keeping the electorate supplied with every amenity they desire on their doorstep.... for free!

Doctors are highly trained, dedicated professionals who want nothing more than to heal the sick and to have the funds to do it. In actuality a postcode lottery simply means that as people demand more and more yet insist on paying less and less and the numberbods over at NHS central have to spend what little they have wisely.

For example, we all know that the people in the north west of England eat grease and drink oil therefore their local health authority will place a priority on treating heart disease whilst down in the south east they will no doubt be offering boob jobs to the homeless, it’s horses for courses.
Plan for the worst....... but!
Hope for the best

This is such a sad thing to say to anybody, it is the equivalent to saying "my life is completely void of hope, that no matter what, I don’t believe in my heart of hearts that things’ll ever work out for me"

I heard a priest include this mantra once in his television sermon, which gave me a wry ol’ laugh.
It’s understandable that survivors of major disasters such as the titanic or an even greater disaster ‘titanic the movie’ using this phrase, perhaps orphans, or people living in ravaged or war-torn countries have the right to say this. As for the ipod latte sippers, it’s virtually unforgivable to express such despair so flippantly and an insult to those unfortunate enough to bare true claim over it.

However I can and do forgive it, for I realise it’s symptomatic of inarticulate Britain where the many neither say what they mean or mean what they say... not really they don’t, it’s all just a jumbled repetition of jingles, sound-bites and headlines, Y’know listening to two people talk these days is like being in a room with a million televisions all showing a different soap opera.
Currently the Scotland football team are competing to qualify for the Euro 2008 finals, despite being top of their group, each time they play I have to listen to the broadcast media as well as joe public issue a warning not to raise our hopes.... in case!

What is sooo wrong with people having a little hope in their lives? Isn’t it the memory of hope and joy that drives human beings on to succeed? "don’t get your hopes up" creates an air of inevitable failure, resulting in an ‘i told you so’ which sadly provides the merchants of dooms’ with their only feelings of happiness in having correctly predicted said failure.

Those who plan for the worst, rarely ever plan for the best! Which only equips them to handle failure, (seems a little one sided) If you ask me, having a fall back plan only ever makes it easier to fall back.

For now... I’m living life without a net

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

When did it become noteworthy that call centres are based within the uk? why is it now 'a thing' to advertise that a companies call centre is not located in India for example?

banks, insurance companies etc have jumped on this marketing bandwagon. I've used contact centres in the uk and in other countries and by far the rudest people, with the poorest level of service I have received has been right here in the UK.



It's depressing to think that they have to mention this fact because they actually believe thier customers are sitting at home polishing thier swastikas' shaving thier heads wearing doc boots and bomber jackets and renewing thier pet insurance.

it's so blatantly racist, it makes me VOM

Monday, April 23, 2007


FATHER? FORGIVE THEM
FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO!!

I am of course refering to the 2004 American Academy selection panel. Like you dear reader, I'm still in shock that Jim Caviezel wasn't even nominated for his portrayal of Jesus in Gibson's The Passion of the Christ.

It's not that I don't love Sean Penn or anything, he's one of the good guys.. it's just that JC was not only the performance of that year, it's may well be the best performance of all time.

So. c'mon OSCAR, keep it about the movies


Thursday, March 22, 2007

last night I had, what I can best describe as an internal conversation with myself debating the ethics of abortion. (needless to say.. I won the debate)

when my wife was pregnant with the messiah, we were advised to undergo an amniotic fluid test, to eliminate any chromosome disorders, downs syndrome being the biggie amongst them. Naturally being 2 fairly educated people who decided to have a child, we were aware of the possible risks etc and happily took the test.

During our pre-test "council" the nurse had remarked that the tests were virtually redundant because after all, if downs was detected it wasn't as if we would get rid of our darling foetus. Actually, I said.. that's exactly what we would do, otherwise we wouldn't be taking the test in the first place.

Immediately her attitude towards us (or perhaps just me) changed. We were no longer the nervous parents in waiting, we had become the pro-child murdering tag-team. It's not that downs children aren't lovely or anything, I think I'm just not strong enough to cope and offer that child the care/love it deserves. I realise it's a failing in me, some people can do it... I know I couldn't, nor would I want to try in order to disprove what I already know to be true., that really would be playing god.

so, back to my internal dialogue, After comic relief (rednoseday.com) I'd been feeling more philanthropic than usual and started to cry thinking about all the thousands of children and adults living lives of immense pain and suffering simply because they happened to be born on a specific patch of the planet we all share.

I was trying to conclude if children with mental disabilities were better off dead.. I know, I know, I can hear all the pro-lifers right now... "who are you to decide who lives of dies blah blah blah..." I'm nobody, I'm nothing, but let's have the debate.

in 1997 a European study showed that 18% of downs babies dies before they hit double figures and the lancet reported that children with Cerebral Palsy rarely make it out of their twenties, so I was trying to reconcile the quality of life they can expect with the certain pain and grief that will undoubtably come with their untimely deaths... each morning I would be waking up thinking .. today could be the day that our little bundle of unresponsive and incontenant joy will die and possibly many parents of such children may herald that day.

So anyway, after hours of debating this subject, I concluded that keep 'em or ban 'em I didn't want one of my own, but then again I already knew that... so as it turned out, that was 2 hours of my life wasted.

Monday, January 29, 2007

I'm going to Taiwan in 3 weeks... As you would expect I've got the "night before christmas feeling" of excitement in my belly. Which brings me rather smartly to my point here.

2 weeks ago I decided to go on a little diet (to reduce the size of my butterfly belly) before jetting off... 2 weeks later, I'm 5 KGs lighter (and looking hotter than I usually do, but that's besides the point right now).

Whenever I'm asked if I've lost weight, I say.. yep... thought I'd lose a little. The reply is usually something a little like this. "I'm going to do that too, it'll be my new years resolution next year"

people who say that will never get anything done... a brand new year starts every second of every day folks and if you want to do something, you better get off your ass and do it now. Do me a favour Y'all, If you want to impress me or even keep my attention during passive conversations, don't tell me what you're 'gonna do' 'cos every single one of us is gonna do a billion different things, I myself am gonna slip on a dress, call myself Hamble and live life as a lady in guatemala or perhaps I'll have a pot noodle and a wa*k instead.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Solider sues MoD over 'wrong boots'
A woman soldier who was forced to leave the Army after being given the wrong-sized boots and contracting trench foot is suing the Ministry of Defence for £150,000. Louisa Swanston, 28, was given waterproof boots two sizes too big when she was serving in Bosnia and had to make do with leather boots that failed to cope with the sub-zero temperatures. Ms Swanston left the Army in October after being told the nerve endings in her feet were dead.


Ah, I remember when I was 10 I had to wear my big brothers boots to school, there were also two sizes too big for me. But I was only 10 and never had any military survival training so alls I did was wear an extra pair of socks.

The problem with training people to obey orders without question it seems is they loose the ability to use one's initiative. Sadly it is symptomatic of the country as a whole....

The message it sent me so I'm sure it didn't go unnoticed to our growning list of enemies (thanks Tone for that BTW) but it shows our great army as a bunch of mollycoddled, pampered weaklings with no loyalty to their country.