Last Thursday (I recall it was a Thursday)
I was opening up the business, it musta been around 5 to 9, I stepped outside to raise the shutters. There was in front of me 2 little about-to-be-late-for-school girls and as I stepped outside their mother called on them to hurry along by telling them that I was and I quote "a bad man coming to get them"

Call me uber-sensitive if you like, but I hate it when some single-mom oversleeps as a result of having her 4th one-night-love-affair o'the week and shifts the blame from herself to another. I mean, she could've got her kids to school on time without publicaly labeling me as some sort of a nonce. Or at the least she can explain to her three and four year old simply that she's a slag and isn't fit to look after a.. a... I dunno... a turd, let alone two beautiful children.

But I s'ppose the grueling regime of daytime soaps and ass-sitting must be taking it's toll on her. I would love to have been present at their births... I could have said "hurry up kids, here's a 'bad motha' waiting to fek your life up" bitch.

Is it really easier to instil fear into your children and destroy thier innocence than it is to set your alarm clock 10 minutes earlier? What is with these people already?

You have to laugh, really, honest you do.
I love all these terms they think up to define perfectly normal reactions and conditions we all have in the interest of selling books/keeping Oprah on the air and turning us into obedient consumer drones.

"road rage" has to be among the best of them, really! it's a classic... the old marketing boys musta came buckets over this one boy, I tell ya. The page I've pasted below is fantastic, it tells us how to cope with road rage and how to prevent ourselves from feeling anger towards dangerous drivers, it reminds us that feeling aggression toward these people is a failing in us and we need to work on 'US' in order to eliminate the feared road rage.

If I were to write a road rage book it would be the antithesis of err.. Dr Mike's. I personally feel if some feker pulls out infront of me, thereby cutting my safe braking distance in half, putting my families life in jeopardy, then I may well show that driver my magic finger and I may even tell the bastard or bitch (it might be a lady) all the clever swear words I've picked up over the years.

I wonder if our pal Dr Mike knows how many of the bodies that are scraped up off the motorways are caused by lunatic drivers.... I would estimate it at 100%, I would also estimate him at 'being a pri*k who's cashing in on the term road rage, I'll bet he's also written on battered wife syndrome, post code lotteries and the yetti.

I would write more but obviously my ADHD is kicking in.




read and laugh
the nerve of these people, actually telling us how to feel and react (passively)

PS. buy his book today and receive a free bottle of Haldol.


http://www.hypnosisworld.com/roadrage.html

Muslims kicked off easyJet flight

Four men were escorted off an easyJet flight from Luton Airport on Wednesday following an argument allegedly about where to sit.
According to reports in The Sun, the Asian men dressed in Islamic robes, were arguing in a foreign language and then all went to the toilet one after the other. A fellow traveller on the flight to Glasgow was said to have demanded that they were kicked off as they looked like muslims.

I have never been so ashamed to be Scottish is in all my life... did you get a load of that last line.... because they looked like muslims WTF!... they may well be muslims but incase you didn't know... muslim doesn't equal suicide bomber.

Is it so unusual for people to argue when they board a plane, particulary if they had been propping up the airport bar all afternoon (which would also account for the restroom visits). I have to laugh though at this next line... they were arguing in a foreign language! for christs sakes!

This one article sums up rather nealty almost everything I'm against.