Saturday, October 24, 2009

Tesco complaints

I had a real horror show @ a local Tesco store recently… so much so that I started a hate website in order to promote people thinking twice before shopping at Tesco.

www.tescouncovered.com/forum

every little helps…

Saturday, July 11, 2009


This sign is awesome, a polite reminder to us not to drop our paper, bottles, razor blades and what appears to be a corby trouser press into the toilet like we would normally do at home.

Boy oh boy these airlines have a high opinion of us don't they?
My wife, Jnr and I returned from Taiwan yesterday


and this single white male in his 50's sporting a mullet and acid washed denim jeans for chrissakes, joined the flight from Bangkok a pedophile in other words. Anyway it was was sitting in 35a and it couldn't sleep and decided that this would be the perfect time to open the blackout window screen despite the fact that that it was 4am (time at origin) and 90% of the plane were sleeping like babies (which probably turned this dilapidated prick on). What a selfish peedo cunt.

I have been staring at him for the past seven minutes, the blind is still open, guess I'm crap at looking mean. I would have said it was too dark for him to appreciate the effort I was putting into my mean-face, but of course that wouldn't be true because the shaft of uninterrupted sunlight that was blinding me ensured I was more than adequately illuminated. If it wanted to read, it could use the overhead light provided, the flight was nearly 12 hours and there were opportunities a-plenty to see nothing but blue sky.

Its sad that a person can get to that age and still be that way, but then again, he's rapes little children a little high altitude rudeness would be nothing to him.

I can only hope he's one of the ones that went on to abuse kids cos he was abused as a child.

Saturday, June 06, 2009

I lost a challenge today :-(

A friend of mine asked if I could encapsulate in a .png file the epitome of a chinless smug little tory cunt... and try as I might, I couldn't do it folks.

So anyway.. I got over that and now I'd like to talk about Ian Hislop



I recall a dozen years ago when this 'csltc' had an edge, was perceptive and spoke for the man on the street... now he's flat, contrite and the only street he's speaking for is wall street.

He has lost all impartiality and shines his tory badge at every opportunity... He's a typical example of one who shouts loudly about what he is against, Yet offers no valuable solution. It's heartbreaking to think that thousands of 'poor' men fought and died for this 'csltc' to dishonour their memory spunk on their coffins and put his voice behind cameron getting elected so he and other like-minded csltc's pay 10% less tax.

How the beeb can sack Deyton, yet keep this csltc on the payroll, is beyond me!



Thursday, May 14, 2009

Skin Flicks and chandeliers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIxf7wiUCgo

now! as a rule I like Stephen Fry, however after watching this little soundbite, I'm getting the impression that he doesn't know rat shit from rice crispies!

For fry to suggest we shouldn't care that our elected representitives are spending their time inventing ways to steal from us is mental. Just suppose you had cheated on your expenses and you claimed money to feed your porn addiction, claimed for a moat for crissakes!! Then on Monday morning your boss calls you into the office and he explains that Cathy in accounts has spotted an irregularity in your expences claim.

If you're lucky enough to keep your job, after all not many emploers are happy to know that an employee is prepared to steal from them. You can bet your ass that you'd be paying it back, or it would be deducted from your wages.

As the electorate WE are the employers of these suckling pigs and should have the right to demand they be replaced by someone who would not steal from us. Instead we put up with Blears and co telling us that they did nothing wrong and we just don't understand the pressures they suffer.

His seconday point that there are more important things going on in the world, We know that. If 'the public' consisted of just one person, I would agree that there are more urgent matters to hand. However we live in a world where we have law enforcers of every description dealing with all these other issues, leaving us free to deal with those who steal directly from us.

I still like you Stephen, but I wouldn't want to live next door to you anymore.



P.S. we all know that Jacqui Smith was sittin' right beside her husband watching the scuzzy porn and givin' him a handjob.