he fucks alright, fucks off with your dinner.

I really can't take it anymore.


This is a true story, I was waiting in line this evening in a chinese takeaway and there was a little girl with her father infront of me in the queue, (it might have been her grandfather, heck it could even have been her boyfriend Y'never know these days) she's couldn't have been more than 7 years old, but probably weighed as much as an 8 year old.... an 8 year old hippopotamus that is. This fat little bitch was scoffing a "kingsize" mars bar and glugging a bottle of full fat coke and while she was waiting for her chips (why the fuck do people go to a chinese takeaway and order just chips anyway is beyond me, but that's another story) but as she was filling her fat fucking face her dad/grandad/BF/abductor was handing her a lollipop that looked soo sweet I could tell it would be like Hisorhima on her already decayed teeth... parents like this should really be charged with child abuse.


The UK government today announced they are to invest £235m into developing childrens playgrounds, presumably because nowadays kids as obease fucking bastards that could receite the macdonalds menu faster than they could order a pizza.


£235m Y'all, so let's get it straight, that means these kids will trot around a swing park during the day and be force feed chips, chocolate and coke by night... Why on earth doesn't the government invest this money into free sports facilities and exercise equipment for adults, who will then inturn pass this health living lifestyle onto their children?

It seems like such a no-brainer to me, I don't know why nobody's suggested it before now.

You can get married at 16, you can join the army at 16, but you cannot consume alcohol at 16, now I'm asking you folks, what's with that already? can that really be fair in the 21st century? (it's not really the 21st century but I'll play ball with the Christians just for the sake of getting this blog out)

YES it is fair.

How many people actually get married at 16? NONE, there's many who get pregnant at sixteen, however rarely do they marry the 27 year old social spastic who intoxicated and impregnated them during the 15 seconds of sweet sweet lovin'... "BOY oh BOY was my little bastard worth it." I hear them cry

Sure people can join the army at 16, however anyone stupid enough to join the army at 16 is clearly harbouring violent tendencies, has a history of killing cats and masturbating in public and the last thing society needs is to add alcohol to that degenerates cocktail of social perversions.

But the fact remains, neither getting married nor filling sandbags is going to damage your still developing organs, consuming alcohol WILL. A few weeks back 2 x 12 year old girls asked me to buy them alcohol and as Y'know I'm a nice guy, I did them a favour, I took the £5 they held out and I kept it.

it's like when mothers on the Jeremy (Germany) Kyle show says... "yeah my 13 year old slaggy daughter is pregnant just like I was at 13.. but she's got to learn from her own mistakes" no no no no no NO NO!! it's YOU who must learn from your mistakes and SHARE that learning with your daughter so that her life is not as FUCKED up as yours and she not on FEKing TV in another 13 years with a caption below her.

I can't remember who, but someone one said a smart man learns from his own mistakes, but a wise man learns from the mistakes of other.

"Passengers face more train delay misery
Jan 3 2008
By Sinead Keller

THOUSANDS of rail passengers from Coventry and Warwickshire were today again facing huge delays as engineering works continue to cause chaos.

Work by Network Rail to upgrade Rugby train station on the West Coast Main Line should have been completed by Monday, but so far it has overrun by four days.

Passengers travelling from Coventry have had to use a replacement bus service to Northampton for connections to London, adding about two hours to journey times.
The disruption has also affected travellers from Warwickshire using the West Coast line through Coventry and Rugby heading for London.

Yesterday, Network Rail could not say when the works would be completed and refused to comment on reports that the line would not be operating normally until next Monday.

One employee from Network Rail, who did not wish to be named, was himself caught up in the rail chaos. He said: "I have already been travelling for more than an hour and I still have to get a bus to Rugby.

"I will be at least two hours late for work - the whole thing is a complete joke."

On top of the delays, more misery was caused when Birmingham International railway station was evacuated yesterday after a fire broke out in a kitchen.

So just to clarify folks, we now have genocide in Darfur, human trafficking, exploitation, famine, global warming, child abuse, racism, religeous intollorance, good ol' fashioned random rapes and murders and several days of train delays, not to mention kitchen fires... where will it all end?

On the day before star wars day 2007 Madeline McCann did what hundreds of non-blond haired non-white kids do every single day... not pick-pocket strangers, no, she vanished from sight.

Without making any accusation what-so-ever, her two med-school graduate parents (who are qualified to administer sedatives) left their 3 fully conscious children at home alone as they embarked on a drunken feast deep in the heart of picturesque praia da luiz.

Every millimeter of that apartment was forensically examined and there was no break-in. Hmmm now I see why the portuguese police have yet to crack this one... it is a real head-scratcher alright.

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