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Hands up whose ever heard someone say "what's for you wont go by you"?... what on earth does that mean? presumably it's some sort of an affirmation to declare 'I believe in fate' or I don't believe in taking responsability for my own life to put it another way.

If my life is crap.. it's fate. someone pissed on my hush puppies.. not someone, FATE, If I cheat on my wife... it's not me doing the cheating.. it's that cheeky little bugger fate again.

do me a favour already!

if you believed that then you would walk across roads without looking, after all, if a cars going to hit you, it's going to hit you right? OH! and you may aswell stop exercising too, cos if you're going to have a heart attact, you'll have one anyway. That is the equalivant of playing russian roulette with every single little aspect of your life. Jeeez-o.. what a risky idealogy to have in life.

But Y'know there's an interesting irony here? this 'what's for you, wont go by you' is generally said by older more conservative people. Who'd have guessed that republicans would promote an adrenaline junkie style of living, but Y'know there is another group who would condone such a hedonistic lifestyle, you might know them as the satanists.

conclusive evidence I think you'll agree ladies and gentlemen that conservatives are indeed devil worshipers

Picture: David Cameron the Leader of the Conservative Party

Look closely at this picture, the sick bastard is actually grinning as he imagines crushing a small child in his hands.

"Carpe Diem, lads! Seize the day. Make your lives extraordinary!"

I can takes it no more!

Ever since I've became aware of politics, around 25 years. I've been bombarded with promises of great social change, lower tax, better health service, better education, reduced crime and so forth.. THE BIGGIES!!

Both parties have been fighting continually for these changes.. and now, 30 years later, they're still fighting, they haven't managed it. They have both been in the position to make change, they just haven't.

Well, that's not strictly true, there have been some change. Crime levels have risen, as has tax whilst education and health services have both suffered. So there has been some change.. I wouldn't want to take that away from either party... and before I forget the little cherry on the cake, they have make the UK a terrorist target, and just in time for the birth of my little girl... aww... what a present... cheers Tone' mate, remind me to repay you one day, perhaps I can slash your throat or something??

The problem in the UK is that we don't live in a democratic society, Y'see, in order for democracy to exist there needs to be a real choice... and 2 identical parties does not a democracy make. We've been smothered by nanny thatcher and nanny blair for so long that the biggest challenge we face now is convincing joe and joanne public that there are other types of politics out there. If you mention socialism to anyone they'll probably laugh at you, same with comunism.

WE NEED a REAL LABOUR PARTY
a party to represent the working class people or 90% of the population to put it another way. They would win every election no questions ask and all they would have to do is make the world a better place.

I know I know, It sounds so easy when I put it like that, but how on earth would we go about this? I hear you ask. I wont tease you, you know I've already got the solutionso I wont draw it out any longer, I won't ask if it's your final answer, I wont go to a commercial break... OH right.. sorry.

I call it my 5 steps to world peace

1, pull out of iraq and beg for forgiveness. I'm not niave enough to think that will apease the understandable bloodlust, so we may have to give them tony blairs head on a spike, still after all the innocent people he has murdered, he should volunteer. We would give up the nukes, I think the trillions of £££s spent on weapons we will never use could be better spent.

2, there should be NO FREEBIES! ie, free health service, free cash for having children etc... not if you don't need it, I mean. Set a threashold at around £100,000 for example, if you have more than that saved, you use it to pay for things you need... in return you'll get to live in the new and improved UK.

3, I've even thought about about replacing all existing tax with just 1, it's called a pay for what you use tax (or aomething like that.. I'm making this up as I go and I haven't gotten round to the sound bites yet) naturally, those who can afford to pay more tax will.

4, I'm in two minds over this one, because it goes against my instincts, but it's a crowd pleaser and I'm sure it will solve a problem. Prisons become tough, you crims will be locked up for 23,5 hours a day and stiff sentences. 1st offence = 10 years, 2nd = 20 years... my theory is that the perfect world I will have created (barryworld.. bazland.. hmmm, they sound like theme parks) there should be no reason to commit the types of crime that are perpetrated to fund living in the UK (BarryK)

5, free education for all... anyone who wants education should get it, no questions ask.. except for the exam questions at the end of the course.

it might work, I'd like to give it a try, and even if it doesn't work, we can always go back to what we have now... isn't it worth a try, just incase we crack the key to happiness?

I hope this will inspire someone out there to do something, I hope there are people screaming "it'll never work!!" at their monitors because at least it's bringing to light a choice. I just hope there are more people quietly nodding and thinking to themselves.. amen brother, I'm with you.

Just one more thing, if you do put TB's head on a spike, don't tell the judge I told you to do it, COS I didn't. If you do that, you would be murdering SCUM (as bad as TB) and spend your life in my prison.

What now? just check my diary...let's see. Monday 23rd October 2006 write down blue print to solve world problems then have lasagne. SWEET, it's lasagne time for me... mmmmmmmmm.

Whenever you watch the news or pick up a newspaper in the uk you are sure to read about the next biggest threat to our way of life... not bird flu or a meteor heading toward Earth.. I'm talking ofcourse about Asylum seekers and migrant workers. They use phrases such as "millions of foreign workers are poised to pour into the country if poland is allowed join the EU"

Don't look at me like that dear reader, I know you're thinking that migrant workers help boost local economies and through integration they bring about understanding of different cultures which in turn helps erradicate racism.

But I talk to a lot of people on a daily basis and whenever they tell me that they were born here and they shouldn't have to live in the same country as 'these bloody foreigners' I gotta tell you, I tend to agree with them, they shouldn't have to live among them. And as you know I'm a generous bastard I have devised a solution to their problem. This solution is so brilliant infact I give it my personal guarantee to work for every single person who takes my advice... Y'ready?.. okay, here it is.

if you don't want to live in the Uk with foreign nationals... then... why don't you FU*K OFF out the country and then you wont have to.

Y'see what I didn't mention earlier was, when I talk to these zenophobic biggots I ask them why they are against the idea of meeting other people who just happened to be born in another part of the same planet they're from and the reply usualy goes something like this. "they come over here, don't learn the lingo, they take out jobs, they rape "our women" and live of the state and spend their days plotting on ways to steal our belongings".

okay first.. we have already established they speak more languages than we do. they do not take 'our jobs' they take vacant jobs that people in this country are too lazy to do, they don't rape anyone and you're probably gay they support themselves and... eh!! what belongings??

The truth is folks, most foreign people who come to the uk and those who don't for that matter speak more than one language, where as the majority of those with similar opinions as those expressed above hardly speak a single language. I'm not suggesting for one second that some of those who enter the uk aren't monoglotic criminals, I'm sure there will be, all I'm saying is (and don't think that I'm not aware I've been over using the old 'all I'm saying is' phrase and I have already added it to my self edit list). rather than protesting against the slight possibility that criminals will wash up on our shores, why not protest against those criminals that born and bread here in good ol' GB? all the home grown state spongers?

what's with people who hear rumour of foreign do-badders and decide then to HATE all people non brittish, yet at the same time they know first hand that there are many lazy, illeterate, racist freeloaders living right next door and yet they do nothing?


I sigh sometimes ;-(

Carleton Kendrick, Ed.M., LCSW

"...Of course there are kids bringing guns to school who want to establish a "tough guy-gangsta" image more than they want to shoot someone. Yes, kids report that this is the only way they feel they can gain respect..."

what's with all these kids already? they listen to eminem and suddenly adopt a bizzare method of speaking. Case in point.. I seen an Aaron Carter on MTV cribs the other night... he lives in a sprawling estate in miami, yet he talks like he's 'straigh outa compton.' He quite litteraly went from Alex P Keaton to 50 pence piece overnight.

Luckily in the UK guns aren't the social problem that they are in the states... not yet. So this shout goes out to all my pimps and biyatches accross the USofA. If you really want to gain some respect through killing somebody... KILL YOURSELF. afterall everybody respects the dead.