This sign is awesome, a polite reminder to us not to drop our paper, bottles, razor blades and what appears to be a corby trouser press into the toilet like we would normally do at home.

Boy oh boy these airlines have a high opinion of us don't they?

My wife, Jnr and I returned from Taiwan yesterday

and this single white male in his 50's sporting a mullet and acid washed denim jeans for chrissakes, joined the flight from Bangkok a pedophile in other words. Anyway it was was sitting in 35a and it couldn't sleep and decided that this would be the perfect time to open the blackout window screen despite the fact that that it was 4am (time at origin) and 90% of the plane were sleeping like babies (which probably turned this dilapidated prick on). What a selfish peedo cunt.

I have been staring at him for the past seven minutes, the blind is still open, guess I'm crap at looking mean. I would have said it was too dark for him to appreciate the effort I was putting into my mean-face, but of course that wouldn't be true because the shaft of uninterrupted sunlight that was blinding me ensured I was more than adequately illuminated. If it wanted to read, it could use the overhead light provided, the flight was nearly 12 hours and there were opportunities a-plenty to see nothing but blue sky.

Its sad that a person can get to that age and still be that way, but then again, he's rapes little children a little high altitude rudeness would be nothing to him.

I can only hope he's one of the ones that went on to abuse kids cos he was abused as a child.