HI, I'm sherriff John Bunnell.

If I lived next door to this man, I would get him to record my cell phone answer message... I can imagine it now.

Hi, I'm Barry's answer machine.
he's not here right now,
He's tearing up suburbian streets in a stolen SUV, turning them into his own private parking lot.
Don't worry, for the brave men and women of law enforcement wont rest until he's aprehended, then you will be able to talk that call missing, car stealing road running lunatic.... behind 2 inch steel bars, at the county lock-up.


I don't think there could be a better answer message than that?