What's with Tony Blair already?
His cabinet are fookin' up left, right and in the middle, and good ol' Tone is standing by them no matter what. Had an affair? - that's fine by me, upset 95% of the NHS staff? - no problem, what's that? you've mistakingly released thousands of prisoners who have gone on to rape, rob and vandalise - I want to subscribe to your news letter.

This is the Labour government who promised to be tough on crime... which they have, D'y'all remember that little old lady who couldn't afford to pay her council tax? thankfully our elected representitive seen through her lies and threw her ass in Jail where it belonged this is a NEW LABOUR party alright. We can all sleep alot safer tonight, safe in the knowledge that this war-surviving freeloader is safely behind bars.

Uncle Tony himself said that Labours greatest achievement was stablizing the econemy and reducing interest rates (both thanks to Gordy Brown, ol' buddy ol' pal) meanwhile our hero has been busy ganging up on non threatening countries, dropping bombs on foreign people not to mention turning the UK into a top terrorist hotpsot and all this whilst taking the guided tour of Bush jnr's botty.

Old Labour, New Labour... I'm holding out for REAL Labour. You wouldn't get this corruption with communists Y'know. So dearest reader I ask you... what's with politicians already?