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Hands up whose ever heard someone say "what's for you wont go by you"?... what on earth does that mean? presumably it's some sort of an affirmation to declare 'I believe in fate' or I don't believe in taking responsability for my own life to put it another way.

If my life is crap.. it's fate. someone pissed on my hush puppies.. not someone, FATE, If I cheat on my wife... it's not me doing the cheating.. it's that cheeky little bugger fate again.

do me a favour already!

if you believed that then you would walk across roads without looking, after all, if a cars going to hit you, it's going to hit you right? OH! and you may aswell stop exercising too, cos if you're going to have a heart attact, you'll have one anyway. That is the equalivant of playing russian roulette with every single little aspect of your life. Jeeez-o.. what a risky idealogy to have in life.

But Y'know there's an interesting irony here? this 'what's for you, wont go by you' is generally said by older more conservative people. Who'd have guessed that republicans would promote an adrenaline junkie style of living, but Y'know there is another group who would condone such a hedonistic lifestyle, you might know them as the satanists.

conclusive evidence I think you'll agree ladies and gentlemen that conservatives are indeed devil worshipers

Picture: David Cameron the Leader of the Conservative Party

Look closely at this picture, the sick bastard is actually grinning as he imagines crushing a small child in his hands.